What is nothing ?

Yesterday I asked my good old friend, his name is nothing, how he felt. He answered nothing. Then I asked him if he had creative powers. He answered nothing. Then I wanted to know if he maybe had something to do with the origin of multiverses. He, again, did not answer anything. So I began starting to feel upset, since my questions were ignored constantly. I made another attempt, and asked: Did you cause the vacuum to make virtual particles into existence? No answer. Did you eventually cause the Big Bang into being? no answer again. So I got reeeallly upset, and asked in an altered manner: Why do you not answer? DID YOU FINE TUNE OUR UNIVERSE? no answer again. Nothing, are you there? no answer again. I started to become hopeless, and made a last attempt: Nothing, did you scramble the prebiotic chemistry to see if some RNA molecule emerged? No answer again. So I said to myself: What an ignorant bastard, Mr. Nothing. Completely ignoring me, and answering - nothing.....